He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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