I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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