let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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