Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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