just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
