I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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