i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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