Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
