Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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