Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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