six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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