She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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