You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
