I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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