dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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