absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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