Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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