I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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