it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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