So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My breasts were aching with rage.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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