Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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