dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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