epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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