Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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