Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

How unfortunate for your Mom.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2

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(818): View more from California

he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"

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(630): View more from Illinois

Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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