Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Actions speak louder than pants.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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