The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I'm really busy with my period
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