Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can't motorboat a personality
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
try to milk me bitch
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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