do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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