i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
