she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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