the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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