I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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