you have to choose: penises or morals?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Randomize
