Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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