there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't deserve a penis
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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