So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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