I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Still dying that you shit outside
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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