So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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