How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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