Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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