Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Screwed.edu
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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