Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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