We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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