How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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