just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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