Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Bring me that man meat
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Randomize
