It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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