Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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