your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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