I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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