I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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