if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just invented taco cereal.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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