dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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