This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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