At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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