David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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