I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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