she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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