Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just puked most of my soul out..
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