Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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